PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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