No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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