sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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