The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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