Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
They are going to name an STD after you.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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