My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
What a dumb baby whore.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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