Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
