i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I need a beard to bite.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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