And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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