I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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