the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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