I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
The ass gains better be worth it
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