Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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