Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Randomize
