Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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