i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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