scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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