Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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