your parents love me but you hate me
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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