12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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