In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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