woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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