Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
You may now shotgun with the bride
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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