why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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