I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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