i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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