Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I AM VODKA MAN
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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