He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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