brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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