So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
As shirtless as possible
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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