i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Randomize
