the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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