all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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