That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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