Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
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