3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
