Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
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