THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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