Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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