either way he was missing a nipple.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
that is very illegal...i love you.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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