I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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