Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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