Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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