I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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