God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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