So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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