Non-Jews are for practice
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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