you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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