What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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