when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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