Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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