I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I think I died a long time ago.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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