Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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