at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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