i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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