I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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