weddingsv make me drug and hornr
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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