I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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