two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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